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Live, Learn and LOL

There must be something in the air I tell ya. I’m full of stories this week! I promise you, dear readers, I do not make these things up. Sometimes I surprise myself with how fantastical my stories sound but this is my life for you!

My mother is coming to town today and has decided she wants to stay at the ‘El hotel aka our house. Fun fact, me and my husband rhyme. Both our names end in “el” (his with two L’s). We have a lot of nicknames similar to Brangelina unfortunately. Guess that’s what happens when you’ve been together 10 years.

So when mom comes to town you know what that means…

Cleaning. Lots and lots of cleaning.

You see, we both work all day long. By the time we get home, we have other leisurely things on our minds we want to do rather than cleaning. I’m usually trying to dive into a book and he’s looking to play his video games. There’s also feeding the screaming cats, Turtle and ourselves. By the end of the night nobody wants to do any additional cleaning so that stuff usually waits til the weekend.

Obviously it got bumped. The pile of laundry my cats have been making a bed in the last week went in the wash, the kitchen, living room and dining room got cleaned and sheets put on the bed in the spare room.

Earlier in the day my husband went to Wally World (Walmart) to get some food stuffs we didn’t want to get at Sam’s. For those that don’t know Sam’s Club is warehouse shopping. That means you buy things in bulk. Instead of one box of pasta noodles, you buy 6. I wanted red potatoes. Sam has them in a bag of like 30 potatoes where Walmart has a bag of like 10 potatoes. We’re only two people and 2 cats who are obligate carnivores. It’d be a waste to buy 30 potatoes and watch them bad.

Tangents! Sorry. Back to the story.

One of the things he went to Walmart to get was Drain-O. It’s a really strong chemical cleaner that unclogs drains. In our case, we needed it for our bathroom sink. We originally thought the stopper was stuck in the down position and that’s why the drain was backing up. Turns out the stopper is broken and we have a big clog. Since he forgot the Drain-O I decided to consult our buddy Youtube because I remember seeing “natural” drain cleaners.

Youtube led me to a few videos that showed people using baking soda and vinegar and really hot water to unclog their drains of debris. If you ever made a paper machè volcano in grade school, you have an idea of what happens when you mix baking soda and vinegar. I poured the baking soda down the drain and then followed it with the vinegar and watched the fizzy action. Then we flushed it with hot water.

It didn’t quite work.

So I went and grabbed a butter knife to try and try to break some things up down there. I should mention that we haven’t had any drain clog problems since we moved in last September. I have no idea when the previous owner may have flushed their drains. The butter knife was loosening up some of the stuff buried in there but the knife wasn’t long enough. The light bulb went off in my head that maybe a chopstick would work better cause it’s longer than a butter knife. We keep chopsticks in our house cause we eat a lot of Chinese food and sushi. My husband liked my idea and suggest I tape two together so we had a longer probe to poke the clog with. I went into the kitchen and searched in the drawer of random for some masking tape and taped the two sticks together.

I was poking at the clog and you can hear it making little air pockets. Of course we had a conversation that went something like this:

“Hmm.”
“What’s wrong?”
“I don’t think I’m poking it hard enough”
“Really now?”
“Yeah. Maybe you should try it. You’re better at poking things than I am”
“What does that mean?”
“Exactly what I said.” (With this cheesy grin on my face)

*husband just shakes his head*

Sometimes I just can’t help myself.

After a while we just decided to flush with hot water again and walk away for a few minutes. When we came back it was still clogged. We’re both getting a little frustrated at this point and I start to think maybe we should make another Walmart run and get the Drain-O. My husband didn’t want to do that because it was late in the evening.

“What are we going to do then? I’m not taking the sink apart and I know you don’t want to either.”
“Let’s try the baking soda and vinegar again”
“I think that stuff is part of the clog now.”
“Hmm.”
“I KNOW! Let’s try the plunger!”
“I knew were going to say that.”
“It works for the toilet so logically that force action should work for the sink.”

Suffice to say, the plunger DEFINITELY worked. However, we learned a valuable lesson.

You see that hole? I never really gave that hole a second thought until last night. When I plunged the sink, all the sludge buildup that’s been sitting in that drain for who knows how long came blowing out of that hole. Think of a whale spurting water out of his blowhole but with black sludge all over the bathroom sink and mirror.

We both froze the minute it happened and then I started laughing and laughing and laughing. I had sludge on my face and arms and all I could do was laugh. That was the funniest thing I never expected! I looked down at the drain, ran the water and shouted, “ALL CLEAR!”. My husband was not amused but he couldn’t help but crack a smile because I was hysterically laughing from that moment until the end of us thoroughly disinfecting our bathroom.

Nel

Happily married, bookaholic, Netflix-a-holic sharing random experiences and interpretations of my world which is brutally honest most of the time.

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27 thoughts on “Live, Learn and LOL

  1. therobinsnest2017

    OMG we are twins and hubby-wife duo to the max!! Same sly remarks – same reaction from honey – The 2 Robin’s do the exact same things and end up in the same predicament and situation… all the time!! LMAO HAHAHAHA!! i hope you have a wonderful visit with your mom πŸ™‚

    1. Nel Post author

      πŸ˜€ I’m so glad you enjoyed this and I like that we have another thing in common! Thank you girly!

  2. James J. Cudney IV

    You forewarned me it would be funny…. and it is! I don’t know your other half, but I can totally picture you two. While reading it, I thought two things were going to happen: (1) you lose the chopstick down the drain or (2) the pipe cracked from getting poked too much or the different combinations of liquids you used. Phew! Bet that cleaning job is going on a monthly rotation now so it never gets this bad again! πŸ™‚

    1. Nel Post author

      Hahahaha I wish it would have been as easy as losing a chopstick! I’m glad I stimulated your curiosity about how this story would end while you reading it! Yes, definitely a monthly rotation because that can NEVER happen again!

  3. cwhiteweb

    Hahahahahaha now I know what that hole is for too! I’ve always wondered, unfortunately, your sludgy story has taught the rest of us to get Drain-O over “Poking the Bear” πŸ˜›

    1. Nel Post author

      πŸ˜€ Yes well, it seemed more cub like than bear but clearly we were very wrong! Glad you learned something too, hahaha!

      1. cwhiteweb

        Hahahahah yes, the cub shows its face! I so have a picture that would be fitting for what you just said πŸ˜€
        I’ll have to do a post soon, and you will know it when you see it. Just remember Bear!

    1. Nel Post author

      Hahaha always a fun time! You’ll have to share one of your conversations one day πŸ™‚

  4. mainepaperpusher

    I’m dying here laughing. The dogs think I’m more deranged than usual. As you were talking about your chopstick solution I was saying in my head: “get a little plunger and use that!” I have a tiny plunger dedicated to my bathroom sink. It might be six inches in diameter. I use it all the time. I fill the bowl with super hot water, I open the drain, I COVER THE LITTLE HOLE, and then plunge. Covering the little hole does a couple of things. You don’t get covered in sludge AND it makes the plunger doubly effective. The little plunger is probably two or three bucks at the hardware store. Covering the hole is free. ;P Still laughing here…sorry…no I’m not it was funny!

    1. Nel Post author

      Bahahaha thats what happens when I don’t consult you first! I literally never imagined that hole had any utility. I definitely didn’t think who knows how many years of buildup would come flying out of it! After the first plunge we took a plastic bag and covered the hole and did it again just in case we missed a bit of grime πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I hope your lungs are doing okay over there!

  5. Stephanie

    I’m so sorry you were sludged, but this was the best thing I’ve read all day!! I’m laughing so hard I probably sound like Linda, lol!! We can be deranged together, lol!! Omg!! I can just see this happening to you two! And you guys sound like me and my husband with the innuendos in your conversation πŸ˜‰β€ We have some sly conversations that make our teenagers ask me if I’m sure I’m not the teenage boy! Jeez, how dare they! Thanks for the laugh; I so needed it πŸ˜‚

    1. Nel Post author

      You are so welcome. Trust me I laughed like a hyena when it happened. Hey when the opportunity for innuendos presents itself, you have to take it! I mean our men do it to us all the time!

      1. Stephanie

        LOL! At least you laughed because I know some people who would have flipped out! I would have laughed too! That’s so true although I think women can be worse than men sometimes πŸ˜‰ Or at least I can be, lol.

  6. Noriko

    Indeed, this is the funniest post I’ve read today! I really enjoyed reading you and your husband banter! You two are a perfect match, I would say!

    1. Nel Post author

      Hahaha yeah. I tried to retell it to my mom last night and I couldn’t get all the way through it without laughing!

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